DARK PIZZA

What does it mean when you are a girl and you can’t even score a booty call? Oh right, I think it means kill yourself. View Larger

What does it mean when you are a girl and you can’t even score a booty call? Oh right, I think it means kill yourself.


Life under the horse blanket is a good life. Thanx fr the snap @nickmcquik #yeg #yegcomedy #yegstandup #standup #standupcomedy #huddle View Larger

Life under the horse blanket is a good life. Thanx fr the snap @nickmcquik #yeg #yegcomedy #yegstandup #standup #standupcomedy #huddle


They always say they are intrigued when they want you to think that they APPRECIATE YOUR MIND.

And then follow it up with a ‘sexy’ bc NO lady hears *that* coming from a creepy old guy too much… View Larger

They always say they are intrigued when they want you to think that they APPRECIATE YOUR MIND.

And then follow it up with a ‘sexy’ bc NO lady hears *that* coming from a creepy old guy too much…


So many guys send bland messages like this. I can just picture them like big dumb dogs, in front of their computer, erections wagging like dog tails, being like, “YEAH. GIRLS LIKE IT WHEN YOU ASK THEM ABOUT THEIR DAY!” View Larger

So many guys send bland messages like this. I can just picture them like big dumb dogs, in front of their computer, erections wagging like dog tails, being like, “YEAH. GIRLS LIKE IT WHEN YOU ASK THEM ABOUT THEIR DAY!”